Three truths and a lie...
Three of these following statements are true about Matt.
1) His is the apex of human evolution.
2) He his the example of male masculinity
3) His intelligence is on par with the greatest minds (i.e., Aquinas and Einstein)
4) He beat Jordan in a game of horse with his arms tied behind his back.
[I did the research trust me three of these are true and yes I am a leading Blogest].
1 comment:
i will be forwarding this post to those who doubted the validity of these statements. everyone knows that bloggers are the sentinels of truth in our society . . . a beacon, cutting through the black tangle of untruths and misrepresentations that make up humanity. your post will contribute weighty credence to my position. thank you, good sir.
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